Friday, April 1, 2011

Obama’s Birth Certificate Found

-cross posted at Palin Twibe

According to the mainstream media, they now have documentation showing that President Obama was born in a manger in Bethlehem. “This is something we suspected all along,” one Journolister who declined to be identified said. Although not eligible to be president, he is now eligible to be named king of the world by the media and the millions of Muslims who have been awaiting the coming of the 12th Imam.

“This really speeds up our agenda,” Jay Carney said. “We get to skip that European socialist democracy step now and go straight to the new world order.”

Joe Biden followed with a speach that made sense. At the end he yelled “April Fools.”

Read more: My New World Order

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